Re: [bomp] Gary & Jayne

[Cynthia High School Sweethearts <cynnkitty@xxxxxxxxx>]

Normally I'd implore you boys to cool off, but at 4:38 am all this testosterone spewage is oddly attractive
Knowing I might very well regret this post come sunrise........Cyn Sweetheart
 ed flynn eDz SoNiC sPaCe wrote:
--- Furypromo@aol.com wrote:
> 
> If you consider the use of language and intelligence level I think
> you can see quite a lot of similarities between Ed Flynn and 
> Eminem. 

Gary Fury and Jayne County have this in common: they both traded
their dicks for a twat!

> Both of them seem to like to rant on about who they're gonna kill 
> and fuck this and that. 

Who did I say I was going to kill? BlackMonk? You took that
seriously?
It was a joke. We were goofing around as I had admitted. I do
however, believe in killing in self defense. I support the second
amendment. I would also kill in extreme cases of revenge. For
instance Gary if you had abducted and/or molested my two boys, 
blowing your head off would be as effortless as blowing a fart.

> If Eminem should be dragged through a cactus field what then should
> be done about this Flynn character 

I should be sentenced to one year at the Castle Anthrax.

> who insults Jane County's looks as a response to a debate about her
> performance skills, 

You open your anal soliloquy by questioning my intelligence, yet you
continuously display a lack of basic reading comprehension. I never
participated in a debate about County's talents. Never. Show me in
the archives where I supposedly did. I never once criticized or
questioned Jayne County's importance and talent. I find County
fucking hysterical, especially in her book. She reminds me of a
musical John Waters, someone else whose work I admire. But I still
think she looks like the offspring of Dee Snider and Phyllis Diller!
But Gary, that doesn't matter because I'd still lick her pussy. I bet
you'd like to watch that and jerk off.

> blathers on about eating meat 

That's right Gary. Grilled porterhouse for me, bowl of fuck for you.
I'm sure most Bompers would rather have a White Castle Cheesburger in
their mouth than Jayne County's douche bag!

> and talks about murdering Morrissey fans? 

That was a joke. I'd rather murder you. Nah, I'd rather see you live
in pain.

> What's frightening is he could probably make a rap album and have a
> huge hit single entitled "Eat My Fuck".

Gary this is the best idea you've ever had! Would you play on it? I
know you spend 24/7 on the road with Question Mark, but the presence
of an important musician like you would make it a marketable
crossover hit! This would be better than Eddie Van Halen playing on
"Beat It" or Run DMC/Aerosmith! I would be honored to have a 5 time
Guitar Player Magazine cover star on my record. We can pioneer a new
hybrid style: Garage Hop! 

> Little kids would be gleefully chanting the lyrics and getting 
> their hair cut just like his while their mothers nervously looked 
> on. 

I haven't cut my hair in a year and their mothers will be sucking off
the roadies for backstage passes.

> He could be on MTV and Moby eager to get more publicity could talk
> about what a bad dude he is. 

You beat Moby to it. 

> He could tell Moby to eat my fuck!! 

Now you've got me insulting Moby. My Eminem comment was in DEFENSE of
Moby you stupid fuck if you knew how to read English and wasn't so
absorbed in ego masturbation. I actually met Moby at Toad's Place two
years ago. I think he's cool. If anything, your continuous onlist
attacks on me are not any different than Eminem's treatment of Moby.

> Flynn you've got to give this some thought, indie radio doesn't 
> pay that well your destiny is calling you.

Speaking of which, are you going to take me up on my invite to my
show? You can say all of this to my face live on the air! And bring
Jayne County with you. She can sit on my face and you can suck my
dick live on the air. 

~~ed


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