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[bomp] The Knights of the New Crusade Now Sylvia Brown
Fantastic idea about the album cover. I do some graphics for local groups and I gotta try these.
I haven't read any Jack C in a while (used to find them all around the Greyahound Bus Depot in Boston). I do remember finding one up about a solider who was being picked on for his beliefs and I think the whole platoon gets wiped out and the "good" solider finds enternal bliss while the "bad" soliders go to the hot underground caves (just like Zontar if I recall). Classic.
Anyway, according to Jack, and he is an authority, you simply have to say the catch phrase and it's hello wings and harps.
Speaking of which, my wife reads these hideous books by Sylvia Brown, the renown psychic and authority on the the afterlife. According to her books, in heaven everyone is 30 wears gowns walks around in a garden with Doric colums and reads scrolls.
"Scrolls"???? Nothing about "in heaven there is no beer".....
----- Original Message -----
From: "ted miller" <superchimp9@hotmail.com>
Date: Thu, 02 Sep 2004 20:09:09 +0000
To: bomp@xnet2.com
Subject: Re: [bomp] The Knights of the New Crusade
>
> Maybe this will help with the guidelines. We read these for laughs at work.
>
> http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0100/0100_01.asp
>
> These have been around forever, I'm surprised no one has paid tribute to
> them with an album cover or something.
>
>
> >From: "Stephen Molly" <wytches@lycos.com>
> >Reply-To: bomp@xnet2.com
> >To: bomp@xnet2.com
> >Subject: Re: [bomp] The Knights of the New Crusade
> >Date: Thu, 02 Sep 2004 11:14:52 -0500
> >
> >
> >Okay....how much of a window do you have to "choose to accept Christ as
> >your salvation". We are looking at all enternity here and think would be in
> >the best interest if someone set some guide lines on when choose to accept.
> > What do have a couple of hours, days? I am going to be really pissed if
> >Hitler and Pol Pot are in heaven and I squeeze by. You got have some
> >membership guidelines or the joint just goes down the tubes.
> >
> >It happened to a country club in the town I grew up in. Real swank until
> >they let the Irish in. Folded in three years after.
> >
> >Yeah, this isn't bomp related but I couldn't refuse. They just upped my
> >clorazepate.
> >
> >
> >----- Original Message -----
> > > "Well, different theologians have interpreted the Bible and specifically
> > > Jesus's teachings differently, even when theologians from the same
> > > branches. I think it's clear (though I'm open to changing my mind if
> > > there's something I've overlooked) that just as humans are not saved by
> > > their good works, they are not damned by any of their other works,
> >whether
> > > you personally want to call them bad or indifferent works. What makes
> >the
> > > difference in whether you go to Heaven or Hell is whether you choose to
> > > accept Christ as your salvation into Heaven and whether you hold to that
> > > decision to your dying moment.
> >
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