[bomp] Coming this Summer on the Gulcher Newline: GAYS IN THE MILITARY!!

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The Gays in the Military Newsletter; Sunday, May 15, 2005


Greetings, skate-punks, back-alley hessians, and
unrepentant boot-scooters,

Welcome to another fine flurry of friendly
fiddle-faddle from GitM headquarters. It's still May,
and even if you missed the opportunity to
hedonistically dance around the Maypole (or some
equivalently-shaped item of your choice), there's
still plenty of time left to freak out the squares
from the mainland. Strap on your full-body wicker
suit, light yourself on fire, and run, don't walk, to
the following venues for a bit of unsanctioned
sex-bomb-baby-yeah.

======== LIVE AT REDD FOXX...ER, RED ROCKS ==========

Three live shows are coming your way SUPER FAST. Put
off you brazillian wax appointment for these top-notch
cleveland steamers:

TUESDAY, MAY 17
BOTTOM LOUNGE (3206 N. Wilton St., 1 blk W of
Clark/Belmont)
8 p.m.
21+
Probably $6 - $7
http://www.mpshows.com/

GAYS IN THE MILITARY
with:
POINT LINE PLANE
DARK FOG
UNFORTUNAUT

We would have told you sooner, but we just found out
about this last Wednesday!


SATURDAY, MAY 21
UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO CAMPUS (5734 S. University
Avenue)
noon - 5 p.m.
Outdoor show, FREE!

"SUMMER BREEZE"
featuring

GAYS IN THE MILITARY
with
NEIL HAMBURGER (no shit!)
THE PASSERINES
THE DEAL BREAKERS

It's a festival/fun-fair style shindig! Go play
American Gladiator, get hypnotized, get your picture
taken in the BIG CHAIR, jump around in the inflatable
zero-gravity thing, get your face painted, but don't
miss the jams. Make sure to also get some cotton candy
to break your fall (from grace) at this monumental
rock extravagandalf.
http://whpk.uchicago.edu/events/


FRIDAY, MAY 27
HEARTLAND CAFE (7016 N Glenwood Ave.)
All-ages
6 p.m. (all ages and 6 p.m. - guaranteed to make you
feel 15 all over again!)
$10

Rose Red Productions presents:

GAYS IN THE MILITARY
with
TOTAL CHAOS
THE STREET BRATS
+ SPECIAL GUESTS.

Come out to any/all of these shows, and welcome Derek,
our new drummer!


NEAR FUTURE:

17-AND-A-HALF AND SAVAGED: GAYS IN THE MILITARY ON
TOUR
August 3-7

If you can help us with any shows in these general
areas, do get in touch!

July 29: Chicago (w/ Cherry Valence, Double Door)
July 30: Grand Rapids/K-zoo
July 31: Indianapolis/Ft. Wayne
August 1: Cincinnati
August 2: Athens/Columbus
August 3: Cleveland
August 4: Pittsburgh/Allentown
August 5: Philadelphia
August 6: New York
August 7: New Jersey (WPRB radio gig!)


===== ALL I GOTTA DO IS, ACT NATURALLY =====

Cumming soon, to a sticky theater seat near you...

A HARD GAY'S NIGHT
The Gays in the Military Movie

With a screenplay in the pipeline, some black-market
film equipment en route from South America (where
life, and movie equipment, is CHEAP!), and a cast of
millions (okay, thousands. okay, fives.), it looks
like we're gonna run this up the flagpole (for the
purpose of seeing who salutes) this summer! If you're
photogenic, copacetic, homophillic, hobophillic,
hemophilic, stroboscopic, stetsasonic,
hooked-on-phonics, or otherwise stark raving
interesting (females in particular...most y-chrom
roles are covered), we might have a role for you!
Casting couch tactics optional (but strongly
recommended). Drop a note to mikemcpadden@gmail.com
for details.


==== WE KNOW YOU WANNA HEAR 'LISTEN TO THE MUSIC,' BUT
THIS IS FROM THE NEW ALBUM ====

Coming sometime in late June:

PEOPLE IS BEAUTIFUL
The next full-length Gays in the Military CD!

>From Gulcher Records (http://gulcher.gemm.com/)

Tracks:

1. Firepigs - A Tribute To America's Heroes
2. Hips or Lips
3. Evil Physician/Evil Position
4. Tiger Cage
5. When We Were The AIDS Team (The Dirty Version)
6. Beverly Hills Cock Part 2
7. A Message for the Fans (I'm Gonna Kill All The
Fans)
8. The Stalker
9. Human Cannonball
(Butthole Surfers cover)
10. T.U.L.I.P.
(from _Hardcore_ starring George C. Scott)
11. Orgy At The Massacre
(live at Transmission Gallery)
12. Johnny "Constant" Love
(circa '95 incarnation of Gays in the Military)

Full-color cover artwork by Peter Bagge, check it out
at http://www.gitm.org/
Available at shows starting in July.


=========== DON'T ROCK THE BOAT, DON'T GET YOUR GOAT,
THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE ==================

And that's about it for this update. If you'd like off
this list (I can't imagine why you would, but hey,
it's a weird world out there....), let me know and
I'll take you off pronto. If you know of anybody who
would like in on our little e-ponzi scheme, send me
their email. And as always, thanks for being able to
read, yet possessing the lack of taste to actually
read THIS.

All the breast,
CPO Sinkhole, GitM

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