Top Ten

[David Brock <dgb2a@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

In case you didn't know, Samuel L. Jackson will be in the
first Star Wars
prequel (release date spring 1999) as a Jedi Knight named
Mace Windu.

The TOP 10 Things "Jedi Master Samuel L. Jackson," says in
the Star Wars Prequel:

10.  You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause
these ain't
       the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.
9.  Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never
know, 'cause even
     if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.
8.  This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely,
positively,
      have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the
room... accept no
      substitutes.
7.  If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck
we're gonna do.
     I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.
6.   Feel the Force, motherfucker.
5.  -What-, ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they
speak Bocce on -What?-
4.  You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to
say!
3.  Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the
brother gonna
     do?  He's a wookie.
2.  Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
1.  Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad
Mother Fucker."

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