From: owner-bomp-digest@xnet2.com (bomp-digest) To: bomp-digest@xnet2.com Subject: bomp-digest V2002 #52 Reply-To: bomp Sender: owner-bomp-digest@xnet2.com Errors-To: owner-bomp-digest@xnet2.com Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send e-mail to majordomo@xnet2.com with "unsubscribe bomp-digest" in the body X-Bomp-web-site: http://www.bomp.com X-BompList-Administrator: efd@xnet2.com bomp-digest Wednesday, January 23 2002 Volume 2002 : Number 052 This is the digest version of the Bomp list. ***HOW TO UNSUBSCRIBE:*** Send an e-mail with the words "unsubscribe bomp-digest" to majordomo@xnet2.com or go to . Here's what people are yacking about in this digest: Re: fake British accents in garage Redlabour@cs.com Re: bibleman/bad, bad christians/jack chick Rat Pfink Re: Did somebody say Stryper? Zac strippin' for Jesus Michelle Skoorka Re: Istanbul, not Constantinople Iam Fuzzco Re: worst British accent ever? Moparlary@aol.com Re: Monster trucks for Christ Moparlary@aol.com Fw: How North Carolina Got Its Punk Attitude Neb Rodgers Re: Accent-uate the positive Sknoof@aol.com BEATS Me NankerPhlg@aol.com Re: bomp-digest V2002 #49 "Alan Wright" Re: bomp-digest V2002 #49 brian marshall Re: bomp-digest V2002 #49 "Kip Shepherd" Re: Bon Fuhrer "David DeSanto" God dont make no junk! "Kari Krome" Re: Christian garage "Alan Wright" Since we're all going to hell (Oh, that's right...there is no hell!) "Chris Owen" Re: Bon Fuhrer Rat Pfink Re: bomp-digest V2002 #49 David Re: The Magnificent "Chris Owen" Re: Christian Garage??? "Chris Owen" Re: bomp-digest V2002 #51 "Alan Wright" Re: Jack Chick Jeff Kopp Re: Mass in F Minor (was Christian Garage???) Rat Pfink Bob Enyart LIVE! "Chris Owen" Woggles Steve Coleman Features of the MTV Computer Iam Fuzzco Re: Jack Chick Iam Fuzzco Re: God dont make no junk! SOSBOMBS@aol.com Re: Christian garage Moparlary@aol.com Re: God dont make no junk! Rat Pfink ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 10:32:24 EST From: Redlabour@cs.com Subject: Re: fake British accents in garage Greetings, I just thought of one. It's pretty bad, but I like the song anyway. There's "Dumb Dumb Girl" by the Red Coats. It is a rip off of Herman's Hermit. I'm Henry VIII, Melvin Little ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 10:49:43 -0500 From: Rat Pfink Subject: Re: bibleman/bad, bad christians/jack chick Them's the ones. You can check 'em out at http://www.chick.com/ At 06:05 AM 01/23/2002 EST, you wrote: > >In a message dated 1/22/02 8:54:54 PM, ratpfink@akamail.com writes: > ><< Did he ever hand out Jack Chick comics? >> > >are we talking tract-sized comics or full-on marvel/dc stuff? the >stuff i am thinking of is tract-sized, i wonder if it's the same thing. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 08:51:45 -0700 (MST) From: Zac Subject: Re: Did somebody say Stryper? > That would be John Jacobs & The Power Team. Learn more about them at > http://www.thelivingword.net/powerteam.htm > > They are sorta like the great recording artist Thor, minus the long hair or > music. > > Andre How is thor...I've been seeing this barbarian looking up from the bins at me everytime I go record shopping. I must say it's tempting for the cheese value. So what's the deal with him? - -Zac ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 08:06:53 -0800 (PST) From: Michelle Skoorka Subject: strippin' for Jesus I heard yesterday on NPR that Germany has banned the "Power for Living" ads. Evidently they don't want the same kind of wacky right-minded-evangelist over-run that we seem to have in the USA. Granted there were about 70,000 book requests before they took the ads down. I have been kinda tempted to order one just to see what the psychobabble is, but I'm afraid they'd just keep on calling. Michelle - --------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 08:18:49 -0800 (PST) From: Iam Fuzzco Subject: Re: Istanbul, not Constantinople - --- SSamSS@aol.com wrote: > > < song! > - --ed>> > > I can't believe I know this, but do you mean the one > that goes: > > I've built a little empire out of > some stinking garbage called the > blood of the exploited working claaassssss... Well, you can feel better about yourself that you DON'T know the song we are refering to. The song in question is, "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)", which was recorded by TMBG, but is probably better know by the Danny Kaye version: Istanbul was Constantinople Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night Every gal in Constantinople Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople So if you've a date in Constantinople She'll be waiting in Istanbul Even old New York was once New Amsterdam Why they changed it I can't say People just liked it better that way Sadly, the site where I found these lyrics credits the song to "They Might Be Giants". Sorry, this song is actually good, that should be a heads up that John & John did not write it. For full lyrics see: http://www.com-www.com/musiclyrics/theymightbegiants-istanbulnotconstantinople.html Also, of interest, some guy has compiled a list of songs with geographics references (cities, states, streets, etc.) among other topics: http://www.mapville.com/riback/places.htm Boy, can you imagine someone being so into musical minutia? ;) __________________________________________________ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 11:37:30 EST From: Moparlary@aol.com Subject: Re: worst British accent ever? Even the accent on the Simpsons Sherry Bobbins was more crediable, droppin' the H in everyt'in I say, Moparlary In a message dated Wed, 23 Jan 2002 9:25:23 AM Eastern Standard Time, Moreen5000@aol.com writes: > > > In a message dated 1/23/02 7:55:11 AM, buscareno@yahoo.com writes: > > << > Not in the garage zone by any means, but Mary Poppins was on the tube the > other day and Dick Van Dyke's accent was absolutely horrid. > > > cor blimey ... don't you mean 'orrible mate ??? > > off to the local for a pint ... maureen > > > ===> To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe bomp" to majordomo@xnet2.com <=== ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 11:39:15 EST From: Moparlary@aol.com Subject: Re: Monster trucks for Christ Now there is a religious movement I can get behind! sounding the nitro burning car crushing, call to worship, Rev. Moparlary of the first church of internal combusion! In a message dated Wed, 23 Jan 2002 9:32:59 AM Eastern Standard Time, Moreen5000@aol.com writes: > > MONSTER TRUCKS FOR CHRIST .... Now there be a band name !!!! > Pam Vaters Rules !!! maureen > > In a message dated 1/22/02 11:13:34 PM, ed_flynn3@yahoo.com writes: > > << > > --- Tim Lakritz wrote: > > if the churches could expand on that and start havin' monster > > truck rallies and keg parties, I MIGHT be tempted to show up on > > Sunday! > > TONIGHT! TONIGHT! TONIGHT! Getting down in the mud with the monster > four wheelin' power of the almighty GODTRACKER!!!! Watch GODTRACKER > go up against the demonic DEISELBULB! In a monster truck morality > showdown! DON'T MISS IT! TONIGHT! TONIGHT! TONIGHT! > --ed, shouting really fast thru a delay unit. > > > ===== > http://www.wpkn.org >> > > > ===> To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe bomp" to majordomo@xnet2.com <=== ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 08:58:40 -0800 (PST) From: Neb Rodgers Subject: Fw: How North Carolina Got Its Punk Attitude Hey all, After seeing some mention of the 60's garage and psych scene in North Carolina, I thought I'd foward a link to a great article about all that. Feed your head, Neb - -----Original Message----- From: "Neb Rodgers" To: "me- at-go" Date: Tue Jan 22 19:41:58 PST 2002 Subject: How North Carolina Got Its Punk Attitude ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 12:06:28 EST From: Sknoof@aol.com Subject: Re: Accent-uate the positive Nanker: << As an American who sings, I find that of all British singers, Syd Barrett is the one who it is the hardest for me to sing the songs of without slipping into a fake British accent...I've sung some of his songs while jamming with friends, and lines like 'Distorted view, see through baby blue' and 'Well oh baby my hair's on end about you' I just cannot sing without finding myself imitating his voice, accent and all. I don't consciously do that, it just happens. >> You're lucky. That happens to me with EVERY song. By Brits, by Americans, by WOMEN. I don't even know what my own voice even sounds like. Hell, I don't know if I even HAVE one. Mike F. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 12:11:59 EST From: NankerPhlg@aol.com Subject: BEATS Me <<< Nah, I can't laff at the (Liverpool) Beats - it wasn't supposed to be an artistic triumph, but I can't dismiss them as "trash." >>> You must have skipped over 'This Is What I Mean.' :> Those 'She Loves You' style 'wooh's are supposed to sound like the Beatles but instead sound like some kids playing wild Indians. (No, let me ammend that...they sound like MIDDLE AGED ADULTS playing wild Indians). But I'll give them (and you) this much...'Maybe I Will' sounds legit enough to be at least a Gerry and The Pacemakers album cut...it actually sounds like it could be a Liverpool group. <<< Save your vitriol...>>> Vitirol? Nah, I don't mean for my comments to read like that. It's all with a smile. :> <<<... for the Buggs. Now THEIR memory deserves to be buried in the backyard, as anybody whose ever heard "Sassy Sue" could tell you. >>> Now, I *think* I have that album...Is that the one where the cover is a half-lit black and white shot of the guys in turtlenecks, with a purple banner across the top with the album title? And where every non-Beatle song has a 'cute' British title like 'Mersey Mash' or 'Soho Stomp' or something, but one of the songs is actually 'Just One Look?' Or is that something else? Because that one actually has one or two decent tunes on it...I forget what the cute title is, but the refrain is 'Why Can't You Love The Boy Who Love You'. I think that's actually a quality tune. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 09:26:08 -0800 From: "Alan Wright" Subject: Re: bomp-digest V2002 #49 - - --- Kari Krome wrote: > let me rephrase that, 90% of Christians suck ass. I always thought it was 87%>> If more Christians sucked ass, I might like Christians more. Heh heh. > > Did you know that something like 50-60% of Christians > are illiterate? Yep, it's true. Well, if all you read was the bible, you'd likely be illiterate too. What drives me insane is how many of these holier than thou types make claims about things the bible supposedly says that are in no way true, using it to justify all sorts of ridiculous things because "it's in the bible." I wouldn't be surprised to discover a lot of these people have never actually read the bible and are simply reitterating their favorite evangelist's twisted interpretation of said book. I also find it odd that people would want to use a book that was written hundred and hundreds of years ago as a guide to life in the year 2002. It boggles my mind, actually, but then I'm a card-carry memmeber of the American Humanist Society, so I'm probably headed straight to hell in a handbasket aren't I? Oh, well, at least I can hang out with Ghandi! Alan Alan ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 09:37:14 -0800 (PST) From: brian marshall Subject: Re: bomp-digest V2002 #49 - --- Alan Wright wrote: > > but then I'm a > card-carry memmeber of the American Humanist > Society, so I'm probably headed > straight to hell in a handbasket aren't I? Oh, > well, at least I can hang > out with Ghandi! Personally, I'd rather hang out with W.C. Fields. Or maybe The Three Stooges. Brian NFTG > > Alan > > Alan > > > > ===> To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe bomp" to > majordomo@xnet2.com <=== > __________________________________________________ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 11:45:42 -0600 From: "Kip Shepherd" Subject: Re: bomp-digest V2002 #49 Oh, > > well, at least I can hang > > out with Ghandi! > >Personally, I'd rather hang out with W.C. Fields. Or >maybe The Three Stooges. > I'd hang out with all of 'em! Right after I ask Hoffa where they put his body. And I'd try to find Judge Crater and ask him what happened after he left the restaurant that night. And D.B. Cooper. I'd look for him, too! Kip _________________________________________________________________ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 12:53:52 -0500 From: "David DeSanto" Subject: Re: Bon Fuhrer Rat Pfink is correct in stating that Bon Fuhrer is not a real neo-nazi. I've seen them live numerous times and have 4 of their CD's. He takes on the role of a "rock n roll dictator" which is pretty amusing. The entire basis is that rock music has been contaminated, and they are trying to save it and make it pure again. I also know that they have received a lot of heat due to their appearance and have been banned from several local bars. > Yeah, he's from around here (Harrisburg, PA), I met > him a couple times at BeSides Records in Mechanicsburg > but I can't remember his real name off the top of my > head. > > He was in a few local bands before he came up with the > Bon Fuhrer act. As far as I know he's not a real neo-nazi > or anything, he just does the Hitler schtick as part of > the act. > > > At 06:34 PM 1/22/02 -0800, you wrote: > > > >Does anyone have any info about this guy, Bon Fuhrer? > > > >http://www.imagestation.com/album/pictures.html?id=4292096741 > > > ----------------------------------- > | Rat Pfink ratpfink@akamail.com | > ----------------------------------- > > ===> To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe bomp" to majordomo@xnet2.com <=== > ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 12:49:58 -0500 From: "Kari Krome" Subject: God dont make no junk! happy birthday Lee. I know that in most latin american countries anal sex is widely practiced, catholic birth control, AND- they can get around that ever touchy subject of VIRGINITY. good grief, god made sex organs and our bodies for a reason, for pleasure not just for procreation, and if god gave us the ability to experience pleasure im sure our maker would want us to do so. Only a christian would try and pervert gods natural work and tell us it is bad and try to make us feel guilty about it. And i aint buyin that fairy tale of jesus being born from a virgin! they must have been trippin on some really good shit when they wrote that one! _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 10:13:18 -0800 From: "Alan Wright" Subject: Re: Christian garage With all this talk about Chritians and garage music, I took the liberty of rewriting "He's Waitin'" to reflect a more Christian view. Keep in mind that this song shall be played with maxmium garagte fuzz and snotiness , yet it extolls the virtues of knowing Him: Ø He's Waiting (For you to accept Him as your Lord and Savior) Ø Ø The lord knows What you have done About you carryin' on An' doin' sin You knew it was wrong But you had to play Now you're gonna learn He's the only way Ø It's not too late (it's not too late) Accept him (accept him!) Now you (now you) Will love him (will love him) It scared ya (it scared ya) To hear the truth (to hear the truth) But he's waitin', he's waitin', He's waitin' for you to accept Him as your lord and savior! You stayed out of church Ø Just to play your sinful game But you don't know About His name You think you're happy I got news for you Well, God found out Now Satan you're through! Chorus Solo and random bible quotes I don't know why You won't get reborn I guess your kinda girl Loves the devil's horn Jesus knows whatcha did By not accepting Him An' the way he sees it Your life's all grim! Chorus Whoa, baby, the lord's waitin' (the lord's waitin') Yeah, whoa-ho, the lord's waitin' (the lord's waitin') He's gonna get you yeah He's waitin' (he's waitin') He's waitin' (he's waitin') ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 10:28:16 -0800 From: "Chris Owen" Subject: Since we're all going to hell (Oh, that's right...there is no hell!) czech it out, sinners: http://www.jesus.com Chris ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 13:35:09 -0500 From: Rat Pfink Subject: Re: Bon Fuhrer Yeah, I think they were supposed to open for The Dictators when they played at Gullifty's in Camp Hill a couple years ago. When the owner (or somebody) found out about about the Hitler outfit he yanked them from the bill. I wonder what The Dics (nice Jewish boys all) would have made of it... At 12:53 PM 01/23/2002 -0500, you wrote: > >Rat Pfink is correct in stating that Bon Fuhrer is not a real neo-nazi. I've >seen them live numerous times and have 4 of their CD's. He takes on the role >of a "rock n roll dictator" which is pretty amusing. The entire basis is >that rock music has been contaminated, and they are trying to save it and >make it pure again. I also know that they have received a lot of heat due to >their appearance and have been banned from several local bars. > >> Yeah, he's from around here (Harrisburg, PA), I met >> him a couple times at BeSides Records in Mechanicsburg >> but I can't remember his real name off the top of my >> head. >> >> He was in a few local bands before he came up with the >> Bon Fuhrer act. As far as I know he's not a real neo-nazi >> or anything, he just does the Hitler schtick as part of >> the act. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 12:44:48 -0600 From: David Subject: Re: bomp-digest V2002 #49 on 1/23/02 11:26 AM, Alan Wright at dothepop@ix.netcom.com wrote: > I also find it odd that people would > want to use a book that was written hundred and hundreds of years ago as a > guide to life in the year 2002. Well, if you have to have a guide to life, I would say it's better to have one with a little history behind it. The Kama Sutra is hundreds of years old as well, and so is the United States Constitution. That said, it is also true that philosophical and religious thought didn't end with the writing of the Bible or the Koran. But i don't think it's odd that people use the Bible as a guide to life. There is the controversial, unprovable (and undisprovable) matter of divine inspiration to consider. I do find that the All Music Guide has supplanted the Trouser Press Guide as a guide to life and anybody who believes otherwise should be burned at the stake. Yours in toleration, Dave R. Rock on. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 10:51:13 -0800 From: "Chris Owen" Subject: Re: The Magnificent Sorry to bum people out with this rap discussion, but if you're interested it's on Special Ed's "Yougest In Charge" album from 1989. It came out when i was in high school and at the time rap (I'm so lame I still call it that...I think you're supposed to say "hip hop" now, but I can't really bring myself to say something that silly...unless I'm screaming "For goodness sake, I got the hippy hippy shake!", but I digress) was still kinda new. NWA, the DOC, Public Enemy seemed like punk rock...all pissed off and frontal. Anyway, Special Ed was rad! His style was really quick and all his beats were old soul or reggae songs. There was even a "county" rap song called "Hoedown" on the album. It's very dated, but if you like that "Yo-MTV Raps!" era, it's great. Supposedly there's all this interest in him now because his style was 10 years ahead of his time. Snoop Dogg is trying to bring him back or something. Uh, back to the scheduled program! - -Glad to be of help. - -Now "Double Barrel" is going through my mind non-stop. - -I have not heard the rap song either. When did it come out? - -Kip ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 10:56:53 -0800 From: "Chris Owen" Subject: Re: Christian Garage??? What about Electric Prunes "Mass in F Minor"? In keeping with rule #1 of Christian music, it sucks to high heaven. Chris ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 11:05:00 -0800 From: "Alan Wright" Subject: Re: bomp-digest V2002 #51 In a message dated 1/22/02 12:30:29 PM, YeeYeeMgt@aol.com writes: << I'm partial to CQ as I think it is a quality piece of work that sounds timeless. Great guitar work by Ronnie Splinter. I think my favorite song has to be Story 16 though, followed by That's Your Problem. It's a tough call as they both have their merits. >> oh yeah, i definitely think "CQ" is a good album, i guess they are just some moments on there that sort of go against the grain for me. i think ted is definitely on to something when he mentions the proto-prog tendencies of the record, it's a pretty serious album. you are right though - splinter's guitar IS pretty awesome. still though, that second side of the first LP! wasn't "that's your problem" a single (or a b-side of one)? good call - that is a fuckin godlike track - i love the drums on that one. that may be my favorite wally tax vocal, too...very detached, very cool. rob>> You should check out the Ron and the Splinters CD, it's excellent! > remember the episode where willie aames spent the hour episode trying to > score jethro tull tickets? talk about a trip to hell - three hours locked in > a stadium with 1980-era jethro tull and willie aames - at the same time?? god > almighy. pass the shotgun, please. > > rob > Locked in a stadium with any era Jethro Tull would be too much for me! > > A few comments about British accents in music... > > The funniests fake Brit accent I've ever heard in song is that one "Sorry Charlie" by the Scotsmen. Oh maybe they were trying to sound Scottish. Either way, it's a great terrible impression "Sorry Charlie, ain't got no (unitelligible mumble)..." > I remember seeing something on the news a bunch of years ago about a woman > who stripped for Jesus. (No, not personally.) She said, "God didn't make > junk." > > Of course, a different news item once mentioned something about women who > hooked for Jesus. > Now there's a song..."Jesus Is A Pimp!" > > I think Sean Bonniwell became a born-again Christian > > in recent years, but I don't see the connection either > > other than that. > > Well, if you read the liner notes to the "Beyond the Garage" CD you'll see > several references to Biblical figures (such as Adam in "Soul Love"), > stories or spiritual awakening/struggles and other messages perhaps more > worldly and spiritual than specifically Christian. There's also an ad for > "'Talk Talk' The Autobiographical Novel" by Sean Bonniwell which has the > byline "A metaphysical pilgrimage to truth and beyond." Other imagery I've > seen in various places, such as the ad (there's one printed in the insert > for "Ignition" on Sundazed as well as on the band's web site at > www.bonniwellmusicmachine.com) for the "Beyond the Garage" book that > features a glorious graphic of a man (I'm assuming it's Christ) reaching > into the sky and grasping a bolt of lightning(?), and the publisher address > given for this is also "Christian Vision" in Porterville, CA, along with a > quote at the bottom from Sean: "As told by one reaching for the Son, to find > faith for life with the courage to examine who we are, and who we may > become." Has anyone got this book? Maybe someone could shed some light on it > for us. This could be something Sean got into later on in life and has > nothing to do with the Music Machine... but this imagery and messages I read > in the liner notes sort of say otherwise, that's all. But I could be wrong, > but to me this comes pretty close to "Christian garage" and is why I said > "maybe" in my original post. Just curious if anyone knew any more, that's > all. > > kopper I got a copy of his from Sean, and while it was interesting, I found it hard to get through. I have no problem with having a large vocabulary and knowing how to use it, but sometimes Sean goes overboard. That said, I did make it though the entire book, but a few things, especially the anti-gay stuff kinda left a bad taste in my mouth. But, I do love the Music Machine so that part was pretty cool. Alan ------------------------------ Date: 23 Jan 2002 13:07:01 +0000 From: Jeff Kopp Subject: Re: Jack Chick On Wednesday, January 23, 2002, Euphorik6@aol.com wrote: > ><< Did he ever hand out Jack Chick comics? >> > > not that i'm aware of, knowing this guy, he was far more likely to have a >stack of "high society" under his bed...speaking of jack chick, is there a >site someplace where i can actually get a look at his stuff? i think i may >have seen some of these already - are we talking tract-sized comics or >full-on marvel/dc stuff? the stuff i am thinking of is tract-sized, i wonder >if it's the same thing. > >rob I'm with ya, Rob. I'm a big fan of Chick Tracks, too, and in fact have had this site linked up to The Wayback Machine "other links" page for years: http://www.chick.com/catalog/tractlist.asp Apologies if someone's already posted this link... Digest, doncha know. kopper ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 14:14:24 -0500 From: Rat Pfink Subject: Re: Mass in F Minor (was Christian Garage???) Ah, yer nuts! For one thing, "Mass in F Minor" is a friggin' masterpiece! And it ain't "Christian Music", which to me means born-again Amy Grant crap, it's a rock take on olde classical Catholic church music. Yeah, yeah, I know it's a little too far towards the "prog" end of the spectrum fer most on this list, and technically it ain't even a real Prunes record, but I likes it (as do most of the other lapsed Catholics I've played it for)... At 10:56 AM 01/23/2002 -0800, you wrote: > >What about Electric Prunes "Mass in F Minor"? >In keeping with rule #1 of Christian music, it sucks to high heaven. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 11:17:21 -0800 From: "Chris Owen" Subject: Bob Enyart LIVE! Dude...when I lived in Indiana this guy was on ALL THE TIME. I used to tape his show and send it to my friends in California. You just can't get comedy like that in civilization. Bob has all these great products you can buy too, like "God Hates Fags" screen savers and "Death Penalty for Divorcees" beer cozies. He is absolutely the embodiment of fucked up Christianity. I tried to research the guy a few years ago. He was one of the early programmers for Microsoft and made millions since he got in on the ground floor of all these computer companies when they were young. He totally looks the part too...god, just thinking about him makes me want to fucking smash his face in. Check out http://www.enyart.com/ I tried to call his show so many times when i was drunk, but it was taped and I never really figured out when to call. Like the old ladies that don't turn their radios down when they call AM talk shows. Do Da Do Da Chris - -Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 06:16:58 EST - -From: Euphorik6@aol.com - -Subject: Re: Did somebody say bob enyart? - -i had a weird channel-surfing christianity experience once. anybody ever - -seen that show "bob enyart live" -? this guy is sort of like the right-wing - -reactionary pig version of david letterman, it's a late night call-in show - -with this evil little nazi fucker that looks just like a psychotic ned - -flanders. he must have had the shit kicked out of him a lot when he was a kid - - - he's this pasty scrawny little weasel, and now he's grown up, he has a lot - -of anger issues against gay people and women and the usual. you actually SEE - -the hate in his eyes sometimes, it's pretty weird. anyway, one night years back, i was up at my girlfriend's, after she'd - -gone to bed. i was sitting there smoking & flipping the channels, and i left - -on bobby for a while - he was takin calls, this is a national call-in show, - -he gets psycho-christians from all over the country calling in - and no - -sooner had i left it on there, he took a call from franklin, indiana (my - -hometown). it was some kid i went to school with (i was still in college at - -this point) at franklin college. he was one of those hootie-cap wearing jock - -boys. to hootie's credit, he ripped bob a new one, i think he'd been drinking - -a lot of bud light that night and had worked himself into a state of - -righteous republican anger. maybe he wanted his party back. anyway, that's - -it. that's the story. pretty lame, i know. i just thught it was kind of - -weird, small-world kind of stuff. i knew the guy that called, slightly. he - -was a dick. his name was (i swear to god) "deuce." - -rob ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 19:13:11 +0000 From: Steve Coleman Subject: Woggles A Bomper (Eric?) posted a message last week that he was having problems sending a message to the Woggles. The Prof. tells me that he has checked things out and that the following email address is now working OK: woggles@hostess.com Give it another spin. Steve +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ The Fleshtones » http://www.fleshtones.org The Garage » http://www.garage.clara.net +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 11:39:16 -0800 (PST) From: Iam Fuzzco Subject: Features of the MTV Computer The Top 15 Features of the MTV Computer 15> Comes with dozens of term papers written by people who actually study. 14> "Madonna" operating system looks completely different every time you turn the computer on. 13> Icons automatically replaced every 6 months with younger, more attractive icons. 12> Comes with additional MTV2 PC that actually plays games and runs applications. 11> Virus protection software dispenses condoms from floppy drive. 10> Ugly users only allowed to log on during spring break when everyone else is partying. 9> *NTEL *NSIDE 8> Converts all illegal MP3 downloads into "You're busted, dude!" message from Lars Ulrich. 7> Comes pre-loaded with software to help you construct your own "hizz-ome pizz-age." 6> Insert key causes robotic arm to stuff Doritos into your mouth when you're too stoned to do it yourself. 5> "Dude, Where's My Mouse?" locator 4> Out: Clippy the Paper Clip In: The even more-annyoing Carson Daly 3> Built-in "WordRap" software alerts users if words are spelled correctly. 2> Special video mode makes Michael Jackson look black. and Topfive.com's Number 1 Feature of the MTV Computer... 1> Whenever you try to play music, you just get video of a bunch of snotty kids in an expensive apartment. [ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ] __________________________________________________ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 11:50:57 -0800 (PST) From: Iam Fuzzco Subject: Re: Jack Chick > ...speaking of jack chick, is there a site someplace > where i can actually get a look at his stuff? i > think i may have seen some of these already - the > stuff i am thinking of is tract-sized, i wonder > if it's the same thing. > > http://www.chick.com/catalog/tractlist.asp > I LOVE Chick tracts. I remember being a teen and getting all excited on road trip with my brother, when I found a bunch of 'em in a McDonalds bathroom in Connecticut (perhaps left a young Danny Ly???). To this day, nothing quite turns my day around like finding one of those 8 page morality plays ("Only premarital sex? Welcome TO HELL!!!). This past week I found a couple at the ATM on my way to work. Coincidence, or is god trying to tell me something? __________________________________________________ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 15:07:18 EST From: SOSBOMBS@aol.com Subject: Re: God dont make no junk! In a message dated 1/23/2002 12:51:04 PM Eastern Standard Time, karikrome@hotmail.com writes: > Only a christian would > try and pervert gods natural work and tell us it is bad and try to make us > feel guilty about it Compared to who, the Taliban? Or the people who have sex through sheets? ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 15:19:53 EST From: Moparlary@aol.com Subject: Re: Christian garage Is that knowing him in the biblical sense? driving the bus to hell...Moparlary In a message dated Wed, 23 Jan 2002 1:13:54 PM Eastern Standard Time, "Alan Wright" writes: > > With all this talk about Chritians and garage music, I took the liberty of > rewriting "He's Waitin'" to reflect a more Christian view. Keep in mind > that this song shall be played with maxmium garagte fuzz and snotiness , yet > it extolls the virtues of knowing Him: > > Ø He's Waiting (For you to accept Him as your Lord and Savior) > > Ø > Ø The lord knows > What you have done > About you carryin' on > An' doin' sin > You knew it was wrong > But you had to play > Now you're gonna learn > He's the only way > Ø > It's not too late (it's not too late) > Accept him (accept him!) > Now you (now you) > Will love him (will love him) > It scared ya (it scared ya) > To hear the truth (to hear the truth) > But he's waitin', he's waitin', > He's waitin' for you to accept Him as your lord and savior! > > You stayed out of church > Ø Just to play your sinful game > But you don't know > About His name > You think you're happy > I got news for you > Well, God found out > Now Satan you're through! > > Chorus > > Solo and random bible quotes > > I don't know why > You won't get reborn > I guess your kinda girl > Loves the devil's horn > Jesus knows whatcha did > By not accepting Him > An' the way he sees it > Your life's all grim! > > Chorus > > Whoa, baby, the lord's waitin' (the lord's waitin') > Yeah, whoa-ho, the lord's waitin' (the lord's waitin') > He's gonna get you yeah > He's waitin' (he's waitin') > He's waitin' (he's waitin') > > > > > > ===> To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe bomp" to majordomo@xnet2.com <=== ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 15:38:57 -0500 From: Rat Pfink Subject: Re: God dont make no junk! "Only a christian"? More like "only a fundamentalist [pick your religion] would try and pervert gods natural work and tell us it is bad and try to make us feel guilty about it." Fundamentalist zealots of any religion usually have more in common with zealots of other religions than with the mainstream followers of their own religion... At 12:49 PM 01/23/2002 -0500, you wrote: > >Only a christian would try and pervert gods natural >work and tell us it is bad and try to make us feel guilty >about it. ------------------------------ End of bomp-digest V2002 #52 **************************** ===================================================================== You've been reading bomp-digest, the digest version of the Bomp list. To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe bomp-digest" to majordomo@xnet2.com